seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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