So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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