whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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