i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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