Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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