Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
