the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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