Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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