i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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