grandma shit on top of the toilet
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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