she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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