someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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