I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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