DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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