why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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