Jerry, you need to find god
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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