ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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