Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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