Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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