So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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