okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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