so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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