Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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