He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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