i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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