I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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