Where did you get a picture of my penis
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian