i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize