Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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