What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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