Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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