Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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