I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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