he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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