Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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