my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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