Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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