Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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