Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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