I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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