miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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