Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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