I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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