It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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