If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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