She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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