i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you