really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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