Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i drank out of a bidet.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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