I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
