i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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