I think I just saw someone hide a body.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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