So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Alive.
So much puke
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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