Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i need some magic done to my vagina
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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