i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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